my mouse here at work does not have a wheel (no superbook bionic mouse jokes, please) so i have to either left-click on the scroll bar or hit the "End" key on the keyboard.
clicking on the scroll bar is irritating (seeing as how i can miss sometimes and i always have at least 13 windows open at a time) so i've been useing the end key to get to the bottom. problem is the end key is on the right hand side of the keyboard...the same side my mouse is on. this means i have to let go of the mouse and move my WHOLE HAND over to the end key.
I ACTUALLY CAUGHT MYSELF TRYING TO PRESS THE 'END' KEY BY LEFT-CLICKING IT WITH THE MOUSE
HAVE I BECOME ONE WITH THE BORG?
SHOULD I BE EXPECTING A CALL FROM WINTERMUTE?
DID PART OF MY BRAIN FALL OUT THIS MORNING IN THE -13 DEGREE WEATHER?