the truth

is there a bottom to this barrel?

just how lazy can one get?

my mouse here at work does not have a wheel (no superbook bionic mouse jokes, please) so i have to either left-click on the scroll bar or hit the "End" key on the keyboard.

clicking on the scroll bar is irritating (seeing as how i can miss sometimes and i always have at least 13 windows open at a time) so i've been useing the end key to get to the bottom. problem is the end key is on the right hand side of the keyboard...the same side my mouse is on. this means i have to let go of the mouse and move my WHOLE HAND over to the end key.


I ACTUALLY CAUGHT MYSELF TRYING TO PRESS THE 'END' KEY BY LEFT-CLICKING IT WITH THE MOUSE



HAVE I BECOME ONE WITH THE BORG?
SHOULD I BE EXPECTING A CALL FROM WINTERMUTE?
DID PART OF MY BRAIN FALL OUT THIS MORNING IN THE -13 DEGREE WEATHER?

cripes
the truth

(no subject)

this is mainly for the friends of mine from early 2000 (i think?) when i was in that terrorism class in college...the one where i learned that KFC was (in 99 i think) the number one terror target



they're climbing the ranks again

yay for kfc?
glare

WHAT I REALLY LEARNED IN COLLEGE

it seems my ability to drink otherwise unpleasant things is coming in handy



i think this coffee is from yesterday



and i KNOW that it's the same temperature as the counter (not two blue for interrupt) it was sitting on


rats
waingro

QUICK POLL

one of my fellow office-dwellers has a white board up in her cube where she writes little motivational comments

today's is "do what you can with what you have where you are. -FDR"


the question is as follows:

Should I ask JJ about how she feels about Donald Rumsfeld?



area man "Just askin'."
glare

LOCKED POST

how long does one leave public-domain treats at work before one has seconds?


THEY'RE PECAN PIE TARTS



i need help

this situation is alien to me



GOD i hope _sterno_ doesn't find out about this
i'd be SO embarrassed because he's such a douche
the truth

WHAT AN UGLY LINK...sorry...

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first: can anyone help me out with just what the hell the spikey things shipwreck has are? my best guess so far is that they're those tire-stoppers one would put on either side of the tires on an aircraft (used as a weapon by indiana jones, if i remember right...or maybe the brunette lady that was better than the other two indy-chicks)

second: if i get a pistol that looks REMOTELY like the one that came with shipwreck am i BOUND BY LAW to paint it silver? i think i ought to be..

third: why did they ruin the gi joe franchise again? i keep forgetting. dragodonna and i saw a little of the saturday morning cartoon and we couldn't even tell which of the characters were FEMALE. and there was a robot dog that peed on something to save the day. and then it cried. i think. i dunno...it was HORRIBLE.